October 4th, 2009 by admin

Life can be bad sometimes it all you need to do is take a read of some funny life quotes.

“I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type.” Gracie Allen

“To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old. ” Oliver Wendell Holmes

“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap. ” Bob Hope

“The General was essentially a man of peace, except of course in his domestic affairs.” Oscar Wilde

Why don’t you try some of the greatest funny quotes about life.

“Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.” Ambrose Bierce

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city.” George Burns

“The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.” Colin Chapman

“A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.” Alice Glynn

Or take a look at these famous quotes about life.

“A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.” Zsa Zsa Gabor

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” Humphrey Bogart

“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” Rodney Dangerfield

“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

“Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.” Daniel J. Boorstin

“A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.” H. L. Mencken

“We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.” Frank McKinney Hubbard SEO Services